can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

can-u-not-my-wayward-son:

why is there a huge jug of oregano??? who the fuck puts oregano in brownies?????

i have been informed that it is not oregano but is in fact marijuana

(via loudmotion)

wayfaringstranger:

Bringing this back cause it is so true.

wayfaringstranger:

Bringing this back cause it is so true.

(via nightowl1)

stealinyoman:

marry a guy who has sisters because he’s seen the female in her natural state therefore won’t have any unrealistic expectations of you 

(via hotboyproblems)

minnielikes:

imaseawitch:

Can someone please change that fifth gif to doge? Please?

Here you go

(via ruinedchildhood)

(via maistyles)

goonsac:

[job interviewer voice] we found naked pictures of you during a quick google search for your name and we wish to inform you…… that your bod is slammin’ 10/10 you’re hired see you monday

(via loudmotion)

(via nightowl1)

laddersoftherain:

queermagicalgirls:

condesces:

i find my cosmic insignificance reassuring

the stars don’t fucking care who i am or what i do

i owe the universe nothing

i exist on my own terms

#the galaxy dont care that u messed up the thing that one time

#when existentialism becomes comforting rather than horrifying

(via nightowl1)

halcyonharlot:

pastapunk:

So I just found out that to be an astronaut you can’t be under 5’2” and this is BULLSHIT I never wanted to be an astronaut until I found out I couldn’t and now I feel like a dream has been crushed fuck you NASA

i don’t want to live in a world where we can’t launch danny devito into space

(via virgovigor)

hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(via textpostsrus)

bell-boots:

haleybreen:

that is not a place hay should be: a novel by me

How Did it Even Get There: The sequel

(via insane-and-inspirational)